Wednesday, October 05, 2005


Hello fans. All 300 of you!

I drew this a while ago, and thought I would post it.

It is a portrait of one of my favourite bloggers. She is called Raymi and she occasionally shows the odd breast. As you can imagine, being a Christian I find this totally nauseating, and quickly scroll past. I normally try to avoid the heathen type but on this occasion I have made an exception.

Known throughout the civilised world as one of the finest exponents* of MSPaint, you can view some of her modern day masterpieces here.

* I'm not sure if exponents is the right word, but if it is, it makes me sound cleverer than I really am.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005


Mr A: [Sings] Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.

The quality of this joke is so great that I needn't write any more tonight.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Return Of The Mac.

Hello fans.

Sorry I haven't posted for a week, but I've been on holiday. Not an actual holiday, just a holiday from this place!

With nearly 300 visitors I must surely be one of the most popular bloggers in my house!

What's been going on in my life? Well for a start I didn't get to see Harry Hill. It's sad I know, but the only reason I didn't go was because nobody wanted to go to see the show with me. I like him, but not enough to go and see him on my own. I only hope it was because my friends don't like him rather than my friends don't like me!

There may be some exciting developments in the next phase of my life too. It may involve a three month course in web-design, but I'll let you know more exciting details soon.

I also bought a 'Teach yourself German in three months' CD pack. In three months time Ich sprechen zee Deutsch... or something like that.

To make sense of the title, the weather has become a lot colder over the last week. The sort of weather that may eventually convince me to wear a mac! It shouldn't really suprise anyone over the age of five, but the number of people I hear commenting on it makes me think I live among a lot of very forgetful people.

One final joke:

Mr A: Where can you weigh a pie?

Mr B: I don't know, where can you weigh a pie?

Mr A: Somewhere over the rainbow! Ha Ha Ha!

Mr B: What the hell are you talking about. That isn't even funny.